Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The 7 Games So Bad Not Even Boobs Could Save Them

Games Radar's compiled a list of what they consider to be 7 games so awful that not even buckets of gratuitous T&A could redeem them. Read the long version here. Don't be fooled by there only being 4 pages/tabs to the article, there are multiple games per tab/page.

7) Rumble Roses XX (fetish all-girl wrestling gone bland)
6) Outlaw Sports (You have to be more than just offensive now, that alone won't cut it any more)
5) Ar Tonelico (Japanese RPG, think the matrix, but the jacks are not in the back of their heads..)
4) DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2 (though it does make mention that 1 was actually a pretty good Vball game, apparently 2 was not)
3) Pocket Pool (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Noooo thank you)
2) BMX XXX (we all knew that was coming)
1) Onechanbara (the screenshot accompanying it sums it up nicely)

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